A good haircut

A good haircut is hard to come by when you have fine, hard to manage, doesn't really follow the general rules of physics hair that I have, but alas, I must bite the bullet and get one every couple of months.

So, yesterday, I went to basically the ONLY salon in the Central NY for this:


Did I get this? No.

Did I expect to get this? Not really.

Did I still hope to get this? Yes.

Do I often dream of waking up with thick, wavy hair? Yes.

Do I realize the unlikeliness of this actually happening? Yes.

Do I contemplate shaving my head to see if different hair grows back? Yes.

Would I ever do this? Not unless I went crazy.